DH answered the salesman's questions while I bounced Little Dude on my knees. We were just launching into our 90 minute presentation on "owning a piece of paradise"... just to get some free nights at Great Wolf Lodge for our peanuts.
Yes, we are nuts. And NO. We will NEVER do that again. (because it took 3 hours... no joke. Ugh.)
Anyway... I was soundly ignoring Mr. Greasy-dude and concentrating on Mr. Cutie-Pie Little Dude when suddenly the Greasy Dude said something truly maddening. He dismissed our family vacations as OBLI-CATIONS. As in, we are OBLIGATED to go VACATION with FAMILY.
Oh, horrors.
This guy was pitching water parks and sandy beaches just hours away. Horseback rides and canoe trips, fully stocked kitchens and family time in a condo that is 1/3 the size of my house.
This guy didn't have a bloody clue what he was talking about.
Your poor kids, he said. Never went on a
real vacation.
Excuse me?
No really. Are you serious, buddy? I almost spit my free coffee at him.
Our
poor kids have seen more and done more than I ever did at their age. We have carted them through most of the U.S. -west of the Mississippi, and all courtesy of...
family, and our horrific OBLI-CATIONS.
Hot Springs, skiing, Aquarium, Castle-hopping, sledding... all in Colorado.
The ocean, In-and-Out, Disneyland... in California.
Farms, friends, horses, goats... in Wisconsin.
Our amazing trip to CANADA this summer...kayaking, playing with cousins, jet-skiing, 4-wheeling, water parks, picnics, bon-fires, oh my gosh.... so much fun!
We are so lucky to have generous family and friends who live in such amazingly beautiful places, and encourage us to visit often.
Our kids come away from every single trip with about a billion stories to tell. And they tell them for
years.
Every place we visit is filled with people who love the kids, who play with them and listen to them. They connect
because we are family. And it is a
joy to be with family.
When I picked the 3 kids up from school and explained where we had been all morning, they were indignant at the way Greasy Dude described our vacations. (Action Man very helpfully offered to go punch him in the face.) And they all wanted to go back and tell him exactly why he was so very wrong to make fun of our family vacations.
It was heartening to hear them jump to defend what we hold dear. And while I'm sure that someday we will be able to grab a week on the beach with "just us"... I'm happy to know that our crazy family road trips are carving out real memories.
And, yeah... we'll take a rain-check on owning a bit of paradise.
Without all of our family around, it sounds kinda boring to us.
:)